She yelps, and he cries
And we yell Prayers before we dine
You might not want it, but take a bite
Think of the starving children in Africa
Though at least
Theyre not obese
Pass the hand gesture please
Which means napkin, as usual
When he actually meant milk
And nobody uses that tone of voice with me
Yum, arent you glad this is what you get?
At least nobodys crying
yet.














Devious Comments
Nice job though...!
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I will become the Chuck Norris of writing!
"Kingdom Surplus...lend me your boots!" ~Vokana 'n me!
"Your mother was a n00b, and your father smelled of epic fail!"
I am not a potato.
Just don't tell my teacher!
*zips lips* I won' tell! D8
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I will become the Chuck Norris of writing!
"Kingdom Surplus...lend me your boots!" ~Vokana 'n me!
"Your mother was a n00b, and your father smelled of epic fail!"
I am not a potato.
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F: Bernard, where's Manny ?
B: Him? He left, like I always knew he would. that's what people do when you love them, and nurture them.
F: You mean you sacked him.
B: There may have been an incident.
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